toxicnebulae:

white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time

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obtuse-juice:

yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

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I *gif* CAN’T *gif* UNDERSTAND *gif* YOUR *gif* ACCENT *gif*

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dogapult:

technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece

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gumiappendsweet:

arpeggiosmelody:

candlelion:

you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better

Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons

that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this

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chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

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urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

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castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

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hauntsichord:

the  new ask meme: send me literally anything and ill tell you something i hate about it

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