oflahertys:

an inexperienced egyptian god of the afterlife

Anoobis

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alicemurphys:

duhmayo:

baruchobramowitz:

"Hello Professor,

I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

Thank you,
Student”

"Student,

ok

-bill”

yo seriously

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: A cool snowman

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: A cool snowman

(via beautifulscar)


megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

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theblogchoseme:

If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

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themoonphase:

what is this and how do i achieve it

themoonphase:

what is this and how do i achieve it

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dajo42:

life hack: replace laces with velcro. replace zippers with velcro. replace buttons with velcro. replace all your clothes with velcro. replace your house with velcro. replace your friends and family with velcro. replace yourself with velcro. replace this post with velcro.


dajo42:

[pours water back and forth between beakers] im a sciencer

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